This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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