Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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