we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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