i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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