You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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