your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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