i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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