Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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