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Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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