whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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