i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize