Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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