full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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