speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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