you mean i was at the winter classic?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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