i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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