I look better un-naked...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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