yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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