at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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