i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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