Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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