my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Randomize
