She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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