And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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