I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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