I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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