At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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