She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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