I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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