Who did Billy Mays play for?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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