Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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