yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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