only if we run a train.
done.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
