her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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