Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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