remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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