the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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