wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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