what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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