i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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