Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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