Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I didn't notice because vodka
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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