It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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