Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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