i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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