I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
