I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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