Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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