Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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