Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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