i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My breasts were aching with rage.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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