i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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