You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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