i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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