3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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