I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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