If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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