Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
