so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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